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Microsoft, once the largest employer of software testers, eliminated all of their software testers about fifteen years ago. Where can i find some amusing cartoons about software testing. A humorous video on the importance of web and software quality assurance testing. Best jokes on testers to relieve the stress in between software. Jan 26, 2010 all the quotes below are from the inside cover of statistics for experimenters written by george box, stuart hunter, and william g. A mechanical engineer, an electronics engineer and a software engineer where testing a new automobile going down a hill the brakes started to fail. Computer jokes, computer science, software testing, software development, assurance quotes, programming humor, systems engineering, tech humor. The following jokes related to software testing have been compiled from forwarded emails and internet resources. Software testing is like fishing, but you get paid. There is also the followup copying code directly from stack overflow. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day part 2 thanh huynh june 23, 2015 humor 2 comments.
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